July 21, 2008

Mysterious cuts, scratches or bruises that you have no memory of obtaining.

July 16, 2008

Setting an iPod playlist to random and having a chapter from an audio book queue up.

July 07, 2008

Scanning through all your movie channels only to realize that you have seen every single movie that is currently showing.

June 30, 2008

The awkward moment when two guys approach a doorway and clumsily decide who should enter first.

June 24, 2008

Realizing that you received the wrong order at a fast food restaurant only after you have driven away.

June 23, 2008

The funky taste in your coffee that lets you know it’s time to wash your mug out.

June 20, 2008

Flicking a computer mouse or arbitrarily striking a key on a keyboard so as to wake your computer up from its screen saver sleep.

June 19, 2008

The act of forgetting to make a blog post one day and remedying the situation by either traveling back in time or altering published dates via Wordpress.

June 18, 2008

A car accident that actually blocks no portion of the road, yet causes hours of delays due to rubberneckers.

June 17, 2008

A coworker or other acquaintance that knows your name despite the fact that you have not even a clue as to theirs.